- “Why are there so many places to go?”
- “Why do all the people have names?”
- “Why is Santa old all the time?”
- “Why are there squirrels?”
My attempts at responses to said questions:
- Because … there are a lot of people … and they have to be somewhere … so they make places?
- So we have something to call them?
- Because he’s been around for a long time? (Sylvia: But was he EVER not old?) Er … Because he’s magic?
- Because … evolution … Because they grew … THERE JUST ARE.