Daily Archives: September 25, 2006

What I’d like to know

Posted on September 25, 2006 | Comments Off on What I’d like to know

Do babies and kids count for the carpool lane? Or is it just people of driving age?

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How to make me giggle like a 14-year-old boy

Posted on September 25, 2006 | Comments Off on How to make me giggle like a 14-year-old boy

When talking about certain home improvements in the bathroom, take generous advantage of the caulk/cock homophone, as in “Yeah, I’m gonna give that tub some caulk. Gonna fill all its crevices with my thick, white caulk. It’s gonna get all the caulk it can handle, uh-huh. Ima squeeze my caulk out all OVER that tub.”

And so forth.

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Posted in Funny Stuff, How to Charm Me