Daily Archives: April 27, 2008

Right. I have HAD IT.

You know what we had today? SNOW FLURRIES.

You know what the forecast for this coming week is? SHITTY.

You know how much I want to flee this godforsaken state right now? NO. NO, YOU CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE.

Can I PLEEEEEZ win the lottery so I can get the fuck OUTTA here already? It. Is. Almost. May.

WARM. THE FUCK. UP.

(Okay, my caps lock is off.)

Drugs I have loved

Last night, before going to bed, I took:

1 Allegra (prescription)
1 Singulair (prescription)
2 Mucinex DM
4 snorts Afrin (the good stuff, back from before they took real decongestants off the shelf)
2 puffs asthma inhaler (prescription)
2 Benadryl

This is what Mr. Squab calls “pulling a Ledger.” As in Heath Ledger. But he can stick it, because I was actually able to sleep last night without having to get up every hour to blow my nose.