You know what we had today? SNOW FLURRIES.
You know what the forecast for this coming week is? SHITTY.
You know how much I want to flee this godforsaken state right now? NO. NO, YOU CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE.
Can I PLEEEEEZ win the lottery so I can get the fuck OUTTA here already? It. Is. Almost. May.
WARM. THE FUCK. UP.
(Okay, my caps lock is off.)