1. Holy Shit, that’s a lotta people.
2. Rick Warren sux.
3. OMG, is that bow eating Aretha’s head?!?!
4. It cannot be easy to play a stringed instrument in that kind of cold weather.
5. It is hard to concentrate on Obama’s speech when you have a toddler in the background repeating “watch Sesame Street? Elmo dinosaur?” over and over and OVER. Christ, kid. Appreciate the historic moment.