Monthly Archives: May 2006

Four Hours

That’s how long it took to put the Hatchling to bed last night. Which means it took longer to put her to bed than she actually slept once she was there. And it’s not like she’s just wakeful – she’s crankypants. Clearly uncomfortable. Is it gas? Constipation? Reflux? All of the above? We have no idea. Hopefully the doctor will have some helpful thoughts, because lord have mercy I am not up to many more marathon nighttime sessions. (Not to mention that today isn’t looking much better.)

City Living

When Mr. Squab and I were house hunting, I was adamant that we look only in the city limits of Minneapolis/St. Paul. Mr. Squab would have been happy to check out the inner ring of suburbs, but I was determined to stay in the city. Part of this was political: I think it’s important for educated, priveleged honkys like us to commit to the city and its development. And part of it was aesthetic – I love the mixed zones of city living, with single-family houses cheek-by-jowl with apartments and coffee shops and corner grocery stores and cafes, etc., etc. I love being able to walk places instead of driving. I like the pace of the city, and exploring different neighborhoods to find the hidden treasures that only the locals know. Plus, in Mpls/St. Paul it’s not exactly a concrete jungle – there are lots of parks and green spaces. So I was determined, and because we’re not independently wealthy, we walked the tightrope of finding a house we could afford in a neighborhood we could feel safe in. We ended up in a nice old house that needed some TLC, in a neighborhood that could best be described as “up and coming.” Not ghetto, but sort of right next door to the ghetto – the kind of neighborhood that will probably be highly desireable in maybe 10 years.

This has been just fine for the most part – the neighbors we’ve met seem nice enough and there are lots of young families. But as the summer heat kicks in (this last week has been a real scorcher, unseasonably warm), it seems that the locals get a little less “neighbor” and a little more “‘hood,” if you know what I mean. A few nights ago there was a big ole party at one house down the street, which culminated in a highly vocal argument around midnight about someone’s fuckin’ cell phone. Hard to sleep through, that. And then there was the group of folks who decided they needed to jumpstart their van engine at about 1 am, which involved some shouting when the jumper cables sparked, and lots of squealing by the several 3-5 year-olds who were running around at the time.

These events are irritating, to be sure, but nothing you can’t live with every once in a while. You call the cops if the noise gets too loud and that’s pretty much that. But this morning, we were woken from our memorial day slumbers at about 5 am by what sounded suspiciously like gunshots. We both sat up in bed and looked out the window – there was a car and some teenage kids outside the house where the party/fight had been who looked kind of suspicious. They took off pretty quick and it wasn’t too long after that that the police showed up, along with an ambulance and a fire truck. Mr. Squab went out to see what he could see, and sure enough, there were 4-5 9mm cartridges lying in the road just up the street from our house. The woman at the party/fight house was sitting on the front steps, rocking back and forth and saying it would never happen again, she didn’t know those people, it was her brother’s 24th birthday and she didn’t know where they came from, she was sorry, etc., etc.

Mr. Squab didn’t get much info from the police; they got their evidence and took off. And we can’t find anything in the local papers or newscasts, so we’re still not sure exactly what happened. But it’s left me … a little freaked out. It’s so easy for me to imagine terrible outcomes that might have been. What if we’d been downstairs at the time? What if I’d been nursing the Hatchling on the sofa when it happened? What if one of the bullets had ricocheted off something and come into the house? The possibilities are – literally – too awful to consider. And as Mr. Squab said, what’s to be done? It’s not like we can just up and move to another house. Then, too, if we’re committed to living in the city don’t we also have to be prepared to handle stuff like this? Maybe it’s a once-in-10-years occurence and nothing like that will happen the rest of the time we’re living here. Maybe it’s nothing to worry about. But I’m a little shaken and jittery, and I wish this hadn’t happened so soon after we moved. Anyone have any tips on how to process this?

Little Victories

Last night, Mr. Squab and I went out to a movie together for the first time since the Hatchling arrived.

AND …

… I actually enjoyed it.

Guilty Pleasures Blogging

Found at Brazen Hussy’s place. Share yours in comments!

Four Guilty Pleasures in Reading
1. Nora Roberts novels. Oh, the smut.
2. Magazines of no redeeming value whatsoever, like Cosmo and People.
3. Asterix and Obelix comics.
4. Anything by Judith Kranz.

Four Guilty Pleasures in Movies
1. Dirty Dancing
2. Sixteen Candles/Breakfast Club/Pretty in Pink (c’mon, those all count as one, right?)
3. Any of the Lethal Weapon movies
4. Meatballs, dammit.

Four Guilty Pleasures in Food
1. Grocery store sheetcake, with the really awful/good frosting.
2. Extra crispy KFC.
3. Krispy Kremes.
4. Cheese grits.

Four Guilty Pleasures in Music
1. Britney Spears.
2. Billy Joel.
3. Bon Jovi. For real, I go NUTS for “Dead or Alive.” Fuckin’ right on.
4. Air Supply, baby. Ahhhh, yeah.

Four Guilty Pleasures in TV
1. Anything on BBC America
2. Anything on HGTV
3. Home Cooking with Paula Deen on the Food Network
4. Desperate Housewives. (I don’t even watch it that often, but when I do I feel guilty.)

Four Guilty Pleasures in Booze
1. Sangria.
2. Tequila shooters.
3. Pina coladas with kaluha added. I know it sounds gross, but it’s good!
4. Wussy drinks, like peach daquiris or tequila sunrises.

Unplugged

So, the fussiness? That resulted in the haikus? Did I mention that it was constipation-related? Yeah. All the medical folks we talked to before the baby came were adamant that iron-fortified formula didn’t contribute to constipation, but color this mama skeptical. The Hatchling has been pretty irregular all along, but the last week has been especially tough – and as of last night, she hadn’t … er … relieved herself … since Sunday. That’s 2 1/2 days! That’s a long time! We finally called the nurse line to see just how worried we should be, and they said to give her 1 tsp karo syrup and call the pediatrician. (Karo! Who knew?) So we added some to her formula last night (and boy, did she ever like that. She definitely has her parents’ sweet tooth. Sweet teeth?), and lo and behold, this morning: there was poop. Oh, so much poop. And believe me, I never thought I could be that happy to see someone taking a crap. But wouldn’t you be happy, too, if this was the result?

Haikus for a Fussy Baby

1.
Crying all morning,
Nothing will send you to sleep.
When will Mama nap?

2.
Nursing? No. Bottle? No.
Cuddles or playing? No way.
Everything is bad!

3.
I will go to sleep,
But only if you hold me.
I don’t like my crib.

Fate is a stingy bastard

We must have ripped somebody off in a former life or something, because lately we can’t seem to catch a break, monetarily speaking. Get a $300 housewarming check from Mr. Squab’s crazy-generous grandma? OK, then you’ll have a $300 plumbing bill the next week. And remember how I said one of our cars broke down? Yeah, well, $1000 later, it’s fixed – almost the exact amount of our rental deposit refund check that we just this week got in the mail. I mean, I guess I should be grateful that the money for those things isn’t coming straight out of our checking account, but geez, it sucks to have to use “windfall” money for crap like plumbing and car repairs. Blech.

One Month Old

Dearest Hatchling,*

You are one month old today – and what a month it’s been! I can hardly believe it’s been a whole 30 days since I was in the hospital trying to push you out (sorry about that whole being stuck in the birth canal and having to do a c-section instead thing – both your daddy and I have plus-sized craniums so you got a double whammy, genetically speaking).

I can’t say I exactly enjoyed the birth process, but I was soooo happy to finally meet you when you came out. And you’re such a beautiful baby! Everyone says so, it’s not just your parents who are besotted. Your perfect little button nose, your yummy toes and hands that I like to nibble on, your precious round fat tummy and your downy hair – it’s all delectable. Even your baby acne (which your grandfather calls “the beezles”) is cute.

You’ve been interactive from the start – you were cooing at the doctors before they even got your whole body out of me. Right now your daddy and I enjoy what we call your “monster” or “frankenbaby” noises – the little grunts you make when you’re hungry, or gassy, or pooping. It’s a multipurpose noise, but it definitely communicates your strong intentions with regard to whatever it is you’re doing. (Daddy sometimes translates it as “Boob GOOOOD. Bottle BAAAAD. Aaaaah.”)

You’re definitely strong-minded (wherever could that have come from?), and we’ve already had our tussles over breastfeeding, wearing hats, sleeping in the crib, etc., etc. I love that you already have such personality, and while I’m a bit fearful of your adolescent years, I really can’t wait to watch your character blossom in the coming months and years. Before you came, I’d read other parents talking about the huge rush of love they felt for their children, how you never really know how much you can love a person until you have a child. I know not every parent feels that right away, but both your daddy and I have been head over heels with you from the very first moment we saw you. We waited a long time for you, little Hatchling, and worked and worried and hoped and prayed for many months while you were getting ready to come out. We know how very, very lucky we are to have you for our own. And while I promise we’ll do our best not to smother you with parental affection and anxiety, I also hope you always know we love you entirely, no matter what.

Love,
Mamala

*All props to dooce, the original and irreplaceable writer of monthly letters.

Timeline

1:15 am – The Hatchling wakes up for her first middle of the night feeding.

2:10 am – I attempt to put the Hatchling back to bed.

2:30 am – I attempt again to put the Hatchling back to bed.

3:15 am – Third time is the charm? Not so much.

4:30 am – Mr. Squab finally achieves the impossible.

7:10 am – The Hatchling wakes up for her first morning feeding, exactly too late for Mr. Squab to take it like he usually does.

8:10 am – Miraculously, the Hatchling goes back to bed on the first attempt. As does her mama.

9:15 am – after an hour of sleep, I sit straight up in bed, convinced that I should be taking advantage of the Hatchling’s sleeping state to take a shower, eat breakfast, learn Italian, etc.

9:17 am – As I get out of bed, I hit a wall of tired. I can either push through and get up or …

9:18 am – I think “sod it” and go back to bed for another hour.

I think I’m getting the hang of this.

Status update

Tired. So, so, tired.

Massive ibuprofen-resistant headache.

One car broken down, the other on its last legs.

Boobs not producing enough milk.

Pumping a) sucks, and b) is difficult when the sound of the pump is apparently the one noise guaranteed to wake the Hatchling. (Smoke alarm? No problem. Breast pump? WAAAY too loud.)

But having said all that: damn, the season finale of Grey’s Anatomy was hella good. I bawled like a baby.