The scene: Me and Mr. Squab watching Project Runway, to which we are addicted. (Why did they have to kick Nick off? Why?!?!) Heidi Klum comes prancing down the runway in maternity couture.
Mr Squab: Man. Pregnant women are sexy. (Turning and leering at me with a creepy stalker smile) Especially when you know them! (Makes lunge to grab me, I fend him off, much giggling ensues.)