Kiera Effing KNIGHTLEY?!?!

Are you kidding me right now? Pinch-nose Pouty-lips gets a freaking Oscar nod?! Gag me with a Smurf. I mean, there’s no way she’ll win, but gross. (And no, I haven’t seen her performance in that movie, and no, that IN NO WAY disqualifies me from judging it and her, thankyouverymuch.)