1. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal SUCK.
2. Indiana Jones and the Travesty that Besmirched the Franchise.
3. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crap Screenplay.
4. Indiana Jones and His Creators Phone It In.
5. Indiana Jones and the Unbelievably Lame Use of Unnecessary CGI.
6. Indiana Jones and the Movie that Confirms that George Lucas Should be Banned from Filmmaking or Possibly Just Taken Out Back and Shot.
7. Indiana Jones and the FUCKING ALIENS? Are you SHITTING me?!!?!?
8. Indiana Jones and the Pointless Waste of Time.
Don’t see it, is what I’m saying.