1. Pre-sliced bagels. Why are the halves always uneven? These things get toasted, people! I don’t want one extra crispy half and one raw one!
2. Continuing morning sickness. Hello, I’m in month NINE. Now would be the time for this to stop.
3. The weather. It’s freaking gorgeous outside today. Where am I? Oh, that’s right – stuck in my stupid gray cubicle until sundown. Yippee.
4. Springing forward. Man, do I hate Daylight Savings Time. I need that extra hour, dammit!
5. General lassitude. My get up and go got up and went, and I don’t think it’s coming back.
Grrrrrr.