Monthly Archives: January 2008

Linky Bits

As a reader of this fine blogular vehicle, you are no doubt firmly convinced that the best writing in the virtual universe resides right here on this very page, but in fact there are lots of other interesting things out there in the www, and here are links to some of them.

1. Katha Pollitt on the branding of the candidates. Some worthy observations on Clinton and Obama.

2. Paul Campos on the candidates’ mostly foolish responses to the (spurious) “obesity epidemic.”

3. An extremely interesting breakdown of the caucus/primary system.

4. Dig it: LibraryThing members have catalogued Thomas Jefferson’s entire library, so you can now search it and cross-reference it and do all kinds of interesting things with it. Damn, I love LibraryThing.

5. If you like lolcats, you will luuuurrrrve the lolcat bible. I’m particularly fond of the Song of Solomon. “Let him kiss me wit da kissus of hiz mouf–for yer love be moar delitefool den cheezbugers. Srsly.”

Question

What is it about even the most innocuous emails from one’s dissertation director that causes one’s blood pressure and stress levels immediately to rise to unhealthy levels?

Hypothetically, I mean.

Paging Betty Friedan

This morning, I got up bright and early with the Hatchling, got us both dressed, brought us downstairs for breakfast, and then started getting ready for a morning playdate with J and M. This involved tidying up the house with the brand new vacuum I got for Christmas, after which I whipped up a quick coffee cake using my Grandmom’s recipe, and put on a pot of coffee. During the playdate, the moms socialized and caught up with one another while the two girls played with a toy kitchen and baby dolls.

Jesus. At what point, exactly, did I become a 50s housewife? Maybe I should put a roast in the oven and greet Mr. Squab at the door with his favorite cocktail when he comes home from a hard day at work. Except – GAH – he’s going to be late tonight, because he’s joining the BOWLING LEAGUE AT WORK. (That part is not even a joke.) Holy Christ. Before you know it I’ll be going slowly mad, popping tranquilizers and having a feminist conversion. Which I thought I had already DONE.

It’s not that I didn’t completely enjoy this morning. I did. And I looooooooooove my new vacuum. And it’s wonderful to be able to cook again on a regular basis. It’s just that sometimes I look around at my life and think, um, what happened? And are they going to revoke my membership in the pinko-feminist-leftie-academic club? BECAUSE I LIKE THAT CLUB. It has comfy chairs, a great library, and they mix the drinks nice and strong the way I like ’em. Please don’t kick me out. I’ll bake you some coffee cake!

Obama: Interesting; Huckabee: GAAAAAAAH

So, Obama pulled off Iowa. Good for him, I say. It will be veeeeeeeerrrrry interesting to see how this whole thing shapes up. I’m particularly interested to see how the Clinton camp spins this. I’m not sure what to make of the fact that Democratic Iowans went for the least conventional of the top three candidates, while Republican Iowans chose the MOST SCARY candidate out there. Except that Republicans are teh dumb, and that ain’t exactly a newsflash in these parts.

On a lighter note, here’s how to (apparently) make me!

The Recipe For a Snarky Squab

3 parts Fun
2 parts Talent
1 part Brilliance

Splash of Sass

Sip slowly on the beach

Privilege Meme

The bolded bits apply to me. (Stolen from Wyliekat)

1. Father went to college
2. Father finished college (and then some – he’s a PhD)
3. Mother went to college
4. Mother finished college (and then some – she’s a PhD)
5. Have any relative who is an attorney, physician, or professor (sister is an attorney, parents and some grandparents are professors)
6. Were the same or higher class than your high school teachers
7. Had more than 50 books in your childhood home
8. Had more than 500 books in your childhood home (thousands, probably)
9. Were read children’s books by a parent
10. Had lessons of any kind before you turned 18
11. Had more than two kinds of lessons before you turned 18 (gymnastics, piano, viola, voice)
12. The people in the media who dress and talk like you are portrayed positively (In the sense of being white and upper-middle class, yes. In the sense of being female, less so.)
13. Had a credit card with your name on it before you turned 18
14. Your parents (or a trust) paid for the majority of your college costs (I went to the college where my father taught, so my tuition was covered.)
15. Your parents (or a trust) paid for all of your college costs
16. Went to a private high school
17. Went to summer camp
18. Had a private tutor before you turned 18 (for specific subjects)
19. Family vacations involved staying at hotels
20. Your clothing was all bought new before you turned 18 (au contraire – I think my mom made every stitch of my clothing until I was about five, and then it was all about thrift stores and hand-me-downs)
21. Your parents bought you a car that was not a hand-me-down from them
22. There was original art in your house when you were a child
23. You and your family lived in a single family house
24. Your parent(s) owned their own house or apartment before you left home (I assume this means own outright, not just living in and paying a mortgage)
25. You had your own room as a child
26. You had a phone in your room before you turned 18
27. Participated in an SAT/ACT prep course
28. Had your own TV in your room in High School
29. Owned a mutual fund or IRA in High School or College
30. Flew anywhere on a commercial airline before you turned 16
31. Went on a cruise with your family
32. Went on more than one cruise with your family
33. Your parents took you to museums and art galleries as you grew up
34. You were unaware of how much heating bills were for your family

The list is based on “What Privileges do You Have?” an exercise developed by Will Barratt, Meagan Cahill, Angie Carlen, Minnette Huck, Drew Lurker, Stacy Ploskonka at Illinois State University. The exercise developers ask that if you participate in this blog game, you acknowledge their copyright.

I always knew I was privileged, but looking at this list, boy HOWDY was I privileged – even though my family was pretty cash-poor (like, public assistance poor) for most of my childhood. It’s interesting to think what this list will look like for the Hatchling. I imagine she’ll bold the same ones I have plus some – though certain entries on this list, such as the TV in her room and the credit card in her name, will only happen over my dead body. Feel free to post your own privileges in the comments.

Semantic Tally

The Hatchling must’ve recently cleared some developmental hurdle, because for the last 3-4 days she’s been coming out with at least one new word per day. Also she’s reverted back to the sunny, happy, chatty baby we’d come to know and love, which is a nice change from the Cranktastic Wonder of the last month or so. Anyway, I know this is kind of boring as a post, but one of the reasons for this blog is keeping track of baby milestones, so here’s a list of what the Hatchling can say as of today:

Mama, Dada, Wawa (Laura, her aunt), Fi (Fiona, her best friend – new today!) kitty, yeah, no, OK, car, go, slide, cereal, bottle, ball, baby, please, cookie, bye, night-night, hi, wow/wowie, peas, stop, beep-beep

She can also make animal noises for: kitty (“mao! mao!”), cow (“mmMMMMMoo”), snake (“ssss”), angry sheep (“BAAAAAAAH”), and, with prompting, a bear (“grr-grrr”)

So: she finally has more words than she is months old. WHOO!